FINALLY!!!!

Foto's - yeah!!!!! This took forever so one day Ill put my nice London foto's on!!!!!!!!

Amanda & Annuska - my two favourite
girls in London. This is the day Amanda
went back to Australia!!!! :-(

Me & Amanda - It was hot so we got a little
adventurous with our bikini's & bubble wrap!


Me & Amanda @ the airport! ;-(

OOPS!!!

Thought this was really really funny so I decided to share it with you guys. Life here is still good. Enjoying the weather - cant say enjoying the sunshine cause the sun isnt shining today - AGAIN!! But it is quite warm so that is good.

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies,"I think you're the father of one of my kids".

Now his mind races. He racks his brain and travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "O no!!!!! Are you the stripper from Fred's stag night that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's Grade 3 teacher"

Ghost Story

A TRUE GHOST STORY FROM SOWETO.

THIS TRUE STORY HAPPENED IN SOWETO ABOUT A MONTH AGO.

A MAN WAS HITCH HIKING ON A VERY DARK NIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM. THE NIGHT WAS ROLLING BY AND THERE WAS HARDLY A CAR ON THE ROAD. THE STORM WAS SO STRONG THAT HE COULD HARDLY SEE HIS FEET IN FRONT OF HIM.

SUDDENLY A CAR CAME TOWARDS HIM AND STOPPED. WITHOUT THINKING, HE GOT IN AND CLOSED THE DOOR, JUST TO REALIZE THAT THERE WAS NOBODY BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL. THE CAR MOVED OFF SLOWLY.HE LOOKED AHEAD AND SAW A CURVE IN THE ROAD.

SCARED, HE STARTED PRAYING, BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE. HE WAS TERRIFIED.

JUST BEFORE HITTING THE CURVE A HAND APPEARED THROUGH THE WINDOW AND TURNED THE STEERING WHEEL. THE MAN, NOW PARALYSED WITH FEAR, WATCHED HOW THE HAND KEPT APPEARING EVERY TIME THEY GOT TO A CURVE.

GATHERING ALL HIS COURAGE, HE JUMPED OUT AND RAN TO THE NEAREST LIGHTS HE COULD SEE. WET AND IN SHOCK, HE WENT INTO A SHEBEEN AND ASKED FOR BLACK-LABEL. AFTER DRINKING IT, HE TOLD EVERYONE OF THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE HE JUST HAD. EVERYONE WAS SILENT WHEN THEY REALIZED HE WAS CRYING.

ABOUT HALF AN HOUR LATER, TWO MEN CAME WALKING INTO THE SHEBEEN AND, ON SEEING THE TERRIFIED MAN, THE ONE SAID TO THE OTHER,"LOOK, MFOWETU, THAT'S THE IDIOT THAT GOT INTO THE CAR WHILE WE WERE PUSHING IT".

Message to all my friends

To All My Close friends

I have decided to disclose my status guys , seeing as I consider u as friends ... It does not help to keep quietTo all my friends, I really do like you guys....

But I need you to start praying for me...
I've done it... I went for my test and have received my medical results...
This took a lot of courage from my side and I don't need you to judge me, I think this will really show me who my friends really are
It's critical, and I feel ashamed to inform you but, but I know u will support me through this..........
The doctors have confirmed.....
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*That I am getting SEXIER and SEXIER by the day, but YOU don't have to worry...it's NOT contagious... (",)